TOP 25 SPOOKIEST VIDEOS October 29, 2006

Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” may be scary stuff…but you ain’t seen nothing yet! These vile videos are horrifying enough to give you nightmares until Halloween 2007 and remember –in cyberspace, no one can hear you scream…–

01. Skinny Puppy – “Worlock”

02. Tool – “Sober”

03. Nine Inch Nails – “Closer”

04. Marilyn Manson -”Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)”

05. Queens Of The Stone Age -”Burn The Witch”

06. Daft Punk -”Prime Time Of Your Life”

07. Cradle Of Filth -”Born In A Burial Gown”

08. Slipknot – “Spit It Out”

09. Anthrax – “What Doesn’t Die”

10. Six Feet Under -”Shadow Of The Reaper”

It’s a rainy day ! October 27, 2006

Akhirnya turun hujan juga di rumah. Hmm, sensasi bau tanah ketika terkena air hujan pertama kali bikin gue senang. Gak ada yang bisa ngalahin dech ama bau parfum …

Terima kasih Allah atas segala berkah yang kau berikan malam ini. Semoga hujan kali ini membawa kebaikan bagi semua. Dan yang pasti pemerintah DKI mulai pasanga alarm banjir, biar gak keteteran kayak tahun-tahun sebelumnya… *ya iyalahhh !!! khan emang selalu telat nanganinya *

SMS Lebaran ! October 27, 2006

Wach, selama Lebaran kemarin HP gue gak berhenti bunyi terima SMS dari manapun, baik relasi kerja ataupun teman gila (hahahaha) *syukur alhamdulillah…. masih diaku teman ama teman-teman ..*

Isinya macem-macem, dari yang konvesional ampe yang bikin ngakak. Dan jam kirimnya pun dasyat-dasyat … Tapi itu semua malah menjadi semarak Lebaran gue. Terima kasih yach !!

Contoh SMS Lebaran (tentu dengan ending kalimat SELAMAT HARI RAYA IDUL FITRI & MOHON MAAF LAHIR BATIN) yang gue terima adalah:

1. Barang siapa meminta maaf lewat SMS, maka dia akan dibalas di hari pembayaran pulsa.

2. Ya Allah, maafkanlah orang yang baca SMS ini. Karena dia banyak salahnya.

3. S I F 1S1427H M M L & B

………tentu masih ada SMS seru & kacau, tapi maaf, kena sensor bo’

Pokoknya terima kasih atas SMS ucapan Lebaran yang selama ini telah dikirim ke saya. Semoga tahun depan mendapatkan ide kreatif yang lebih gila lewat kata-kata yang lebih ajaib lagi. Amiin !!!

Salam,

imod !

The King and The Clown October 27, 2006

Blockbuster Korean movie “The King and The Clown” broke all previous movie records to become the all-time number-one hit following 112 days at the box office. By the final screening on April 18, 2006, The King and The Clown had drawn close to 4 million viewers in Seoul and over 12 million people nationwide. Compared to Silmido and Taegeukgi, the first to attract 10 million viewers, The King and The Clown is truly remarkable because it was only screened in 300-400 theaters nationwide.
Box-office records aside, the movie also gained rave reviews for its visual production. And although it featured no major stars, actor Lee Jun-ki emerged as a screen icon overnight for his role as Kong-gil. On April 14, 2006, the movie received the Daesang Award (Best Prize) at the 42nd Baeksang Arts Awards Ceremony held at the Haeoreum Theater in Seoul.
Based on an acclaimed play titled “Yi”, The King and The Clown, is set in the Joseon Dynasty. What makes the film unconventional is the central focus on male court jesters as leading characters, since, until this film, the public knew little about their place in history.
Great attention went into costume production. Not only were the stars’ costumes custom-made, even those of the extras were painstakingly sewn. In all, 600 costumes were completed over the course of a year. In the Korean classical opera scene, the jesters wore colorful paper costumes.
The paper costumes were constructed using fabric for lining and hanji paper for the outer layers, which were lavishly painted in bright colors. Three designers worked day and night for a full month to produce just one costume. The producers’ efforts are seen in the props as well. They were assembled over the course of a year, and some pieces cost tens of millions of won. The masks and hand puppets, the royal palanquin, royal bedding and cushions, fans, and furniture were all made based on thorough historical research. Another realistic touch was the stunt work. In order to perform their own stunts, the leading actors learned tightrope dancing and other tricks before filming began.

※ Synopsis
The story is set in the Joseon Dynasty during the reign of King Yeonsan, an infamously tyrannical monarch. Jang-saeng, a member of the Namsadang Troupe, comes to Hanyang (currently Seoul) with Kong-gil to escape the abuse of powerful aristocrats. After arriving in the capital, Jang-saeng and Kong-gil perform a skit satirizing the King and his concubine Nok-su, quickly attracting attention. The palace learns of it, and they are arrested. While enduring excruciating torture, Jang-saeng raves that if given the chance, he could make the King laugh. Fortunately, he is given the chance to prove himself.
Performing before the ruler makes the jesters nervous, and despite Jang-saeng’s best efforts, the King doesn’t laugh. But when Kong-gil appears in drag, playing the role of a shrewd woman, the king cannot control his laughter. The two are appointed as royal jesters, and from then on, live a life of luxury.
Their parodies satirize the corruption of public officials, which keeps the King in a jovial mood. On the other hand, members of the court who are depicted in the jester’s skits are severely punished. At a royal banquet, the jesters perform a Korean opera depicting feminine rivalry. This awakens in the King painful memories of his mother, and he puts all of his late father’s royal concubines to the sword. Troubled that their comedic skits invariably lead to bloodshed, the jesters decide to leave. For some reason, however, Kong-gil wants to stay.

Princess Hours (goong) -behind scene- October 22, 2006

Based on a comic book series, “Princess Hours” has been the topic of a major media hype since its production started. Not only was the comic book series uncompleted, but many of those who admired the comic book watched eagerly to see how well the TV production would live up to the fame of the original book. It was also the first acting role for Yoon Eun-hye, previously a member of the music group Baby Vox, in her role as the lead character, and this generated much concern over her acting ability. All concerns aside, the TV drama was a huge success, with news of a possible second season following the finale. Fans can’t seem to get enough of it, as scandals between the leading characters Lee Shin and Chae-gyeong continue to make headlines on the media front pages.

 

Based on an interesting premise that Korea is still ruled by a royal family, the drama portrays a romance between two people of different social standings and backgrounds. Starting with the classical setting of an encounter between the upper and the common classes, Princess Hours has created a unique couple: a 19th century prince and a 21st century commoner. Their relationship starts as part of an arranged marriage but they soon find that they love each other. The drama also depicts how the crown prince overcomes hardships, finds true love, and becomes a respected emperor.

 

The use of code words to communicate as well as having subtitles, which is unusual in Korean dramas, are production tricks that have appealed to today’s younger generation. Another interesting fact is the 1.5 billion-won studio set was built especially for the production. Famed Korean designers were consulted in the creation of traditional costumes, props, and interior design. Currently at the frontline of neo-Orientalism, Princess Hours’ interior design is becoming the hottest design item in Korea.

 

Synopsis Chae-gyeong is an ordinary art high school student. One day, she hears totally unexpected news that, based on her grandfather’s will, she must marry the unemotional Crown Prince Lee Shin who attends the same high school. Free-spirited Chae-gyeong resists the proposal, but reluctantly marries him to help her debt-ridden family. As she struggles to adapt herself to the proper manners and royal duties of palace life and to her disagreeable husband, Lee Shin’s sentimental cousin and second-in-line to the throne Yul steps into her life. She feels like she can rely on Yul to help her, but can’t help worrying about her haughty, cold-hearted husband.
To help bridge this gap, the senior members of the royal family take some special measures to get them to spend the night together. Along the way, you will encounter numerous delightful episodes among the cute and lively Chae-gyeong, the cold heartthrob Lee Shin, the handsome, down-to-earth Yul, the perfect ballerina Hyo- rin who just can’t get over Lee Shin, and all the other members of the royal family. Will the Crowned Princess, Chae-gyeong be up to the challenges of royal life? Come and join us as these wonderful tales of the crown princess unfold.

 

About the Characters

 

♥ Shin Chae-gyung / Played by Yoon Eun-hye
Chae-gyeong is a student at an art high school. She wears training pants under her school uniform and uses slang on a daily basis. Despite her family’s difficult financial situation, she is lively and cheerful, and has creative talent. She hates Prince Lee Shin who attends the same school, saying that he has a prince syndrome. Because of her family’s situation, however, she is forced to consent to an arranged marriage with him. As she gets to know him better, she discovers his loneliness and begins to feel compassion.
While struggling to adapt to palace life, Yul makes his appearance. He is kind to her and this attracts her, but she can’t help thinking about Lee Shin. Chae-gyeong is an optimistic character who manages to deal graciously with the veiled attempts to take the throne. She brings a cheerful and genuine presence to the stony atmosphere of the palace and gradually changes other members of the royal family. See how this ordinary high -school girl turns into a respected princess.

 

♥ Lee Shin / Played by Joo Ji-hoon
Prince Lee Shin has won the heart of every girl in the country, but is fed up with fans that follow him wherever he goes. Born to a clever emperor and a beautiful empress, this arrogant prince has both intelligence and great looks. However, strict palace rules and heavy royal responsibilities do not allow him any private life or dreams of his own. He is so disillusioned that he no longer believes in family, love, or friendship. Living in his own sheltered world, his only pleasure is watching movies. He had a covert relationship with Hyo-rin, who is a ballet student at the same school.
Because of plans for an arranged marriage many years before, he is forced to marry a spunky, ordinary girl but finds himself gradually falling in love with her. He is at the heart of a love triangle as his ex-girlfriend Hyo-rin intervenes after the marriage. The situation worsens as the second-in-line Prince Yul wishes to reclaim the throne.

 

♥ Min Hyo-rin / Played by Song Ji-hyo
Hyo-rin is a pretty, clever ballet student who dreams of becoming a prima ballerina. She is the first love and secret girlfriend of Lee Shin. He had proposed to her, trying to avoid an arranged marriage, but she declined, believing that her dream to be a ballerina was more important. After winning a competition, she realizes her true feelings for him. She befriends Chae-gyeong in the hope of winning Lee Shin back, just as Camilla did with Prince Charles.
One day, Hyejeonggung, the mother of Yul, who has plans to reclaim the throne, approaches her. With Hyejeonggung and Lee Shin’s friends, Hyo-rin manages to put Chae-gyeong in a perilous situation. Everybody thinks Hyo-rin is perfect, but she carries her own untold secret.

 

♥ Lee Yul / Played by Kim Jeong-hoon
Yul is second in line to the throne. He was still a child when his father died in an accident, leaving the title to Lee Shin’s father. He and his mother left the palace and since then lived abroad. He has lived a carefree life with no royal obligations, so his outlook and actions are no different from those of other ordinary high-school kids. Gentle, attentive, and intelligent, he likes gardening and reading. His character is the reverse of the haughty prince, Lee Shin, and he always takes good care of Chae-gyeong.
He was originally troubled by his mother’s ambition for the lost throne, but soon finds himself wanting to reclaim his title as he falls for Chae-gyeong.

Filming Locations of Princess Hours

* Main Filming Location – Osan Location Set *

Most of the indoor scenes were shot at a location set in Osan, especially the kissing scene between Lee Shin and Chae-gyeong, the scene in which they both look back sadly, to see the other walking away, and the quarreling scene in their bedrooms. This 1.5 billion won studio set is a reenactment of a modern-day royal palace. With all the rental furniture and props included, the set cost almost 5 billion won. The emperor’s room is decorated in amber and olive colors, while the room of the empress is decorated in black and gold to express regality and authority. The room of the crown prince is located in the east wing and is in blue while the room of the crown princess is decorated in romantic pink. Other areas are the grand reception room and the indoor garden. Classic and modern styles coexist in the overall design of the studio set.

* Anapji Pond in Gyeongju and Gyeonggijeon Shrine in Jeonju *

Scenes of the front and back palace courtyards were filmed at Anapji Pond in Gyeongju, Gyeongsangbuk-do Province and Gyeonggijeon Shrine in Jeonju, Jeollabuk-do Province. Scenes of the main palace Geunjeongjeon were filmed at Gyeonghuigung Palace in Jeong-dong, Seoul. The scene in which the royal family played a royal sport similar to golf took place in Gyeonghuigung. The image of the palace buildings behind Gyeongbokgung Palace was designed by using computer graphics. Sightseers at these locations need to remember that some visual scenes were created with computer imaging.
→ Go to Anapji Pond in Gyeongju
→ Go to Gyeonggijeon Shrine in Jeonju

* Palace Exterior – Duksung University, Unni-dong Campus *

While the palace’s interior scenes were shot at the studio set in Osan, the exterior scenes were shot at the Yanggwan Building of Unhyeongung Palace in Jongno, Seoul. The architecture currently houses Duksung University School of Continuing Education. This Renaissance-style building with antique white exterior walls is in harmony with the gardens surrounding it. The building is easily accessible on foot from Jongno.
→ Go to Unhyeongung Palace

* High–School Attended by the Characters – Kaywon High School of Arts *

Located in Bundang, Kaywon is a well-known arts high school like the one depicted in the drama. It has a beautiful campus designed with modern architecture. The school has four departments (fine arts, drama & cinema, music, and dance) and is intensely competitive, which only enrolls 320 students into eight classes each year. All the school scenes were filmed at Kaywon. However, since it is an educational institution, sightseeing at the school is restricted.
Website: http://www.kaywon.hs.kr (Korean)
Location: Kaywon High School of Arts, Jeongja-dong, Bundang-gu, Seongnam-si, Gyeonggi-do Province
How to Get There: Take the Bundang-seon subway line to Jeongja Station → Go out of Exit No. 1 or 2 → Take the local shuttle bus No. 109

* Lee Shin and Chae-gyung’s Kiss Scene Location – Myeongdong *

Lee Shin and Chae-gyeong have hidden their true feelings by acting cold to one another. Their misunderstanding grows and they quarrel every day, worrying the people around them. But after they reveal their love, they boldly kiss in the middle of a crowded street. This scene was shot in the heart of Myeongdong, one of the busiest shopping districts in Korea. If you happened to be impressed by this scene, you should visit Myeongdong where you can enjoy sightseeing and shopping.
→ Go to Myeongdong

* The Couple’s Fourth Night Together and Shower Scene – House of the Mind *

Lee Shin and Chae-gyeong spend their fourth night together at the House of the Mind. On Yul’s birthday, the couple visits this inn with their friends, who force them to spend the night in the same room. In one scene, they playfully change their clothes, but the ambience becomes more and more romantic. If you felt your heart beat during the shower scene of model-turned-actor Joo Ji-hoon (playing Lee Shin in the drama), you may want to visit this inn, located in Yangpyeong. House of Mind, which has two buildings (six rooms), features unique architecture, and was shown many times by the media before filming even began. It is exceedingly popular, so weekend reservations must be made a month in advance.

* Honeymoon Scene – Gangneung Seongyojang *

Lee Shin and Chae-gyeong’s honeymoon was located in Gangneung in Gangwon-do Province. They go by car and arrive at the seaside. Do you remember the scene in which Lee Shin affectionately gazes at Chae-gyeong as she sleeps? They enjoyed moments together walking on the beach, grocery shopping, and making an enjoyable dinner. At night, they find themselves in the same bed again. Seongyojang is a large private residence with four residential buildings. It is a major tourist destination in Gangneung and was designated as an Important Folk Material no. 5. Accommodations are not available, but this place is open for sightseeing.
→ Go to Seongyojang in Gangneung

* Chae-gyung’s Teddy Bear – Teddy Bear Museum *

During their trip to Jeju Island, Chae-gyeong and the empress visit the Teddy Bear Museum. This is the world’s largest museum that is wholly dedicated to teddy bears. The museum has on exhibit a wide collection of teddy bears from all over the world and is a great place to take pictures. As Chae- gyeong thinks about Lee Shin back in Seoul, she is shocked when he suddenly appears. Her expression brightens and she looks just like a teddy bear. If you remember this scene, you may want to visit the museum. Here, you will find the teddy bear that Chae-gyeong pretended was Lee Shin.
→ Go to Teddy Bear Museum in Jeju

 

Pemeran Sekuel Princess Hours Telah Dipastikan October 22, 2006

Meneruskan sebuah serial memang tidak mudah karena pasti ada tuntutan dari penggemar lama supaya minimal bisa sukses seperti pendahulunya, hal itu juga yang dialami oleh Princess Hours alias Goong.

Cukup lama mengadakan seleksi, akhirnya muncul juga satu nama yang dipercaya bakal membuat Goong 2 tidak kehilangan daya magisnya meski menampilkan cerita yang berbeda dengan sekuel pertamanya. Sebagai langkah pertama, dipilih nama Se7en sebagai pemeran utama pria.

Selain Se7en, yang bakal menggunakan nama aslinya Choi Dong-wook, Goong 2 juga menampilkan Heo Yi-jae yang didapuk sebagai ‘pengganti’ peran utama wanita yang sebelumnya dilakoni Yoon Eun-hye, Kang Doo, dan Park Shin-hye.

Sekuel Goong sendiri bakal mengisahkan tentang Lee Hoo yang tanpa disadarinya memiliki darah biru, hidupnya sehari-hari adalah mengantar makanan di sebuah restoran. Semua berubah setelah pihak kerajaan berhasil melacak, kemudian mengajaknya untuk masuk ke istana.

Disana ia harus menghadapi beberapa pihak yang tidak menyukainya, mulai dari Lee Joon yang sejak kecil sudah dilatih untuk menjadi pewaris tahta sampai Shin Sae-ryong seorang gadis kaya yang selalu menjadi nomor satu dalam segala hal.

Yang cukup mengejutkan adalah pemilihan Shin-hye yang justru bukanlah sebagai pemeran utama wanita, mengingat reputasi gadis kelahiran 1990 yang mencuat lewat Stairway to Heaven itu jauh lebih mengkilap dari Yi-jae.

Untuk itu, Hwang In-roi yang memilih sendiri keempat artis tersebut punya alasan tersendiri. Menurutnya meski muda, Shin-hye mempunyai kemampuan untuk menampilkan karakter kompleks seperti Shin Sae-ryong yang cerdas, ambisius dan sedikit pongah.

Asal tahu saja, sutradara Hwang semula dikabarkan berniat merekrut gadis yang masih duduk di bangku SMU itu untuk tampil di Princess Hours, namun akhirnya dibatalkan karena usianya yang masih muda dan dikuatirkan tidak klop dengan Joo Ji-hoon, Kim Jeong-hoon, dan Song Ji-hyo

Maaf yachhh !!!! October 21, 2006

…Dear friends,

Tanpa terasa pelajaran & ujian kita dibulan ramadhan ini akan berakhir.
berat rasanya meninggalkan bulan penuh kasih ini. Hasil akhir dari semua
ujian ini adalah membuat kita tambah dewasa dan sadar diri akan jiwa
kita. Indahnya kebersaman selama ini yang telah kita jalani tentunya
membawa perubahan, dan berharap semoga perubahan itu adalah
menuju kebaikan. Silahturahim yang telah terjalin harus lebih kita jaga.
Namun, kadang tanpa kita sadari dalam ketika menjalin silahturahim
adalah kita tanpa sadar sering melukai perasaan orang lain. Maka di
bulan penuh kemenangan yang akan kita sambut, ijin saya untuk memohon maaf atas segala kekhilafan yang
tidak disengaja. Semoga kita menjadi manusia yang lebih baik lagi. Amiin !!!

Salam,

i-mod !

sad day .1 October 13, 2006

hmm…. hari ini super duper BUETEEE.

bingung mo ngomel apaan…. mo ngumpat2 kok nanggung  *hmmm, kalo gak puasa kali nama hewan2 dikebun binatang kluar semua dari mulut manis gue*

rasanya mo ngabur aja dari masalah *tapi kok gak gentleman… tapi gue khan emang bukan man toch *

ckkkkk…. kalo kerja bukan bagian ibadah dalam hidup, menjalin silahturahmi adalah amal, dah mau traveling aja ke pulau kapuk meninggalkan masalah dan ke-ria-an disekeliling gue.

wechhhh…… kutukupret !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dah buka puasa soalnya, boleh marah toh ??? iya khan iya donk*

Lirik lagu SMS berbagai versi October 13, 2006

Berhubung gak ada kerjaan jadi gue posting ini aja

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Versi Asli

 

Bang, SMS siapa ini  Bang

Bang, pesannya pakai sayang – sayang  

Bang, nampaknya dari pacar  Abang  

Bang, hati ini mulai tak tenang  

 
Bang, tolong jawab  tanya ku Abang     

Bang, nanti HP ini ku buang  

Bang, ayo dong jujur saja Abang  

Bang, kalau masih sayang    

Kalau bersilat lidah  

Memang Abang raja nya  

Telah nyata Abang salah    

Masih saja berkilah  (

 

Orang salah kirim lah    

Orang iseng iseng lah      

Orang salah kirim lah     

Orang iseng iseng lah     

Mulai dari sekarang HP aku yang pegang     

 

 

Batak Version

 

Bang, SMS sian ise on abang

Bang, hatana adong sayang sayang

Bang, songonna sian halletmu abang

Bang, rohakkon ndang be sonang

 

Bang, alusi sukkunon da abang

Bang, bolongkononhu annon hp mon

Bang, unang pola margabus abang

Bang, anggo holong roham tu ahu

 

Anggo mangalusi ahu

Ho do memang rajana

Nga jelas ho margabus

Sai tong do mamolus

 

Halak sala kirimma

Halak sai marmeamma

Halak sala kirimma

Halak sai marmeamma

 

Mulai sian sadarion hp ahu maniop   

 

 

Jawa Version

 

Mas, SMS sopo iki Mas? 

Mas, pesene ngan ggo sayang-sayang

Mas, ketoke seko pacare Mas

Mas, ati iki mulai ora tenang

 

Mas, tulung jawab pitakonku Mas  

Mas mengko HP iki tak buang  

Mas, ayo jujur wae Mas 

Mas, nek isih sayang  

 

Nek arep blenjani 

Mesti Mas rajane   

Mesti nyoto Mas sing salah 

isih wae blenjani 

 

Uwong salah kirim lah  

Uwong iseng iseng lah  

Uwong salah kirim lah 

Uwong iseng iseng lah  

 

Mulai saiki HP tak cekel  

 

 

Sunda version

 

kang sms ti saha ieu kang 

kang ,pesena nganggo sayang – sayang
kang, Rupina ti kabogoh akang
kang, hate ieu mulai teu tenang

kang, tulung jawab pataros kuring
kang, engke HP ieu di buang
kang,ayo jujur wae atuh kang
kang, lamun akang sayang

pami rek silat letah
akang memang jagona
tos teurang akang salah
masih keneh teu ngaku

aya nu salah kirim lah
aya nu iseng iseng lah
urang salah kirim lah 

aya nusalah kirim lah

mulai ti ayeuna hp kuring nu nyeupeung

 

 

Padang Version

 

uda, sms sia ko da? 

da, pasannya pakai kato2 sayang 

da, nampaknyo dari pacar uda 

da, ati den mulai indak tanang 

da, tolong jawe tanyo den da 

da,  beko HP ko den campa’an

da, jujur sajo lah uda 

da, kalu iyo lai sayang 

kalau basilek lidah 

iyo uda nan pandai 

lah nyato uda basalah 

masih juo mangelak 

urang salah kirim lah 

urang bagara gara lah 

urang salah kirim lah 

urang bagara gara lah 

 

mulai kini ko hp den nan pacik

10 tips biar dipromosikan & naik gaji October 4, 2006

1. Jangan pernah berjalan tanpa dokumen di tangga
/lift. Orang yg bawa-bawa dokumen kelihatannya seperti
seorang pekerja keras yang mau meeting. Sementara
orang yg nggak bawa apa-apa kayaknya mau ke pipissss.
Kalau yang bawa koran pasti mau ke WC. Nah yang bawa
kerjaan sama laptop saat pulang,pasti mau gaya-gaya
doang, sampe rumah cuman ditaroh di meja, besoknya
dibawa lagi ke kantor.

2. Pake computer biar keliatan sibuk.
Tiap saat anda di depan PC, keliatannya anda kerja di
mata boss, padahal anda sedang baca dan kirim email
atau lagi winpop-an dengan temen deket. Saat anda
ketahuan boss lagi ngi-mail, pengakuan yg paling baik
ya lagi lihat situasi pasar atau lagi belajar program
baru untuk bikin cash flow.

3. Meja berantakan.
Boss bisa aja mejanya bersih, sedangkan kita
jangan harap,kalo meja kita bersih pasti dianggap
tidak kerja dengan getol. Taroh aja setumpuk dokumen
di meja, pasti anda dianggap pekerja keras.

4. Mesin Penjawab Telpon.
Nggak usah jawab telpon kalo anda punya mesin
penjawab. Orang tidak akan telpon ke anda untuk
memberi sesuatu, orang telpon supaya anda
mengerjakan sesuatu. Periksa aja mesin penjawab.
Kalo seseorang nelpon mengenai suatu kerjaan,
jawab aja saat jam makan siang, yang jelas dia nggak
bakalan ada dan anda keliatan seperti pekerja keras.

5. Kelihatan serius dan sangar.
Yang terpenting, anda harus keliatan serius dan
sangar biar boss mengganggap anda selalu sibuk.

6. Tinggalkan kantor lambat.
Selalu meninggalkan kantor lambat, khususnya saat
siboss masih ada. Anda bisa baca majalah atau buka
internet, sehingga kelihatan bahwa anda kurang waktu
untuk baca atau kerjakan sesuatu. Saat pulang,pastikan
boss anda lihat. Kirim email penting pada jam-jam yang
larut seperti 21.35 atau 19.05,bahkan kalo perlu pada
hari libur.

7. Tarik napas kreatif.
Tariklah napas keras-keras saat banyak orang di
sekeliling anda, sehingga kelihatan bahwa anda
sedang di bawah tekanan karena banyaknya kerjaan.

8. Strategi numpuk.
Rasanya kurang cukup kalo hanya numpuk dokumen di
meja, tambahin aja dengan buku-buku manual yang
tebel yang berserakan di lantai.

9. Tambahlah perbendaharaan kata-kata.
Baca beberapa majalah komputer dan cari tau
istilah dan produk baru. Gunakan istilah yang IT
banget saat ngobrol dengan boss. Ingat: boss tidak
perlu tau apa yang anda bicarakan, tapi yang
terpenting anda tampil mengesankan di hadapannya.

10.Yang terpenting.
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